when hw questions too general to google answers to
Listeners, this just in: Dean Winchester, you know, the mechanic who works in the car lot near Old Woman Josie’s house? Well, he says that the angels (which we all know don’t exist) revealed themselves to him last night; said one of them had blue eyes, wore a dirty trench coat and helped him replace the tire on a ‘67 Chevy Impala. Apparently, other angels were there too, but they were (and I’m quoting here) “dicks.”
Night vale/SPN crossover! I’ve been wanting to do this since I listened to the first episode.
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled
or is it a crackrifice
Indonesian Autumn Adder
that’s a dragon…don’t even try to fight me on this… that’s a fucking dragon
haha my mom keeps telling me im gonna cut myself like im fifteen years old mom i think i can handle it
i cut myself
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
when my parents introduce me to new people
wEEP LITTLE LION MAN YOU’RE NOT AS BRAVE AS YOU WERE AT THE STAAAARRTTTT
WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
Tony likes to make bird puns at Hawkeye.