cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
As I sashay through the valley of the shadow of death
YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
I am so excited for Will Graham to have the biggest ‘I told you so’ in human history.
sometimes i think i do well on a test but then i get it back and see that i got 2/50
Mulan: The only Disney Princess with a body count… in the thousands
I yell this to anybody who misses in anything.
a body count… in the thousands
My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
quoth the raven, “yah nastee”
my elbow is hanging over my bed which i hate but if i shift it i have to shift my whole head away from the perfectly centered fulcrum of softness in this pillow dramatic sigh
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr